Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Data science jokes

Data science jokes


(An OpenAI generated image of some data scientists laughing. There are two reasons why you know it's fake: they're all beautiful and they're all laughing at these jokes.)

Where do data scientists go unplanned camping?
In a random forest.

Who do they bring on their trip?
Their nearest neighbors.

What do zoo keepers and data scientists have in common?
They both import pandas.

Where do data scientists go camping to get away from it all?
In an isolation forest.

What's the different between ML and AI?
If it's written in Python, then it's probably ML.
If it's written in PowerPoint, then it's probably AI.

A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"

Data science is 80% preparing data, and 20% complaining about preparing data.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”

How did the data scientist describe their favorite movie? It had a great training set.

Why do data scientists love parks?
Because of all the natural logs!

What’s the difference between an entomologist and a data scientist?
Entomologists classify bugs. Data scientists remove bugs from their classifiers.

Why did the data set go to therapy?
It had too many issues with its relationships!

Why does Python live on land?
Because it's above C-level.

One of these jokes was generated by OpenAI. Can you tell which one?

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